Sunday 28 December 2014

This is that

Have you ever listened to the CBC radio show called "This is That"?   It is quite funny and really well done.  It is set up like a news program and they explore wacky little fictional stories from all around Canada (like the episode where there was a move to rename Saskatchewan because it is too hard to spell).  They also have these great segments when people supposedly call in to comment on the stories they cover, which are as funny as the segments themselves.

On my way home yesterday, I heard the broadcast of a story about a woman who creates invisible art.  It was hilarious -- they played a bit of when her latest show was being installed in some fancy-dancy gallery in New York and then the commentary from patrons of the gallery who couldn't actually see any of the work.  Some of them, like the little boy in "The Emperor's New Clothes", said that they thought it was a load of hoakum, but others bought into it and looked at the bare walls and spaces and discussed how it made them feel.  And of course, the artist was able to make some sales and one of the buyers was asking, "is it a sculpture then?"   At a climactic point in the piece, she freaks out and says that one of the pieces has been stolen, but then the gallery owner calms her down and tells her that the name plate had just fallen off the wall.

I laughed at it, but it does raise that great topic about what art is.  People will say that it's an art to make a great beer or to build a great car.  Is that an art?  Can you say that a beautiful car is on an equal footing with "Twelfth Night" or "The Nightwatch" or "A Little Night Music"?  (See my little theme there?)  Obviously, there is a sensory component to art, especially to music which appeals to our senses first, I think, but in my opinion, there has to be another component as well and that is that a work of art is attempting to communicate something to you.  It has a message and a great piece of art carries an important or urgent message.  I am interested in what anyone thinks about it.  Do you have to "get" the message?  If you get a different message than the artist thinks he or she is sending, is the art unsuccessful?  What if the message changes over time?  (Like "The Merchant of Venice"?)  What if you think there is a message, but you're not sure what it is?  What about with music, where the sounds create an emotional response, but perhaps not an intellectual one?  Is that superior to something more didactic or inferior?  All interesting questions to ponder, but certainly hard to answer.

I'm reading Free Will by Sam Harris.  He makes the point (with which I agree) that free will is an illusion.  He answers all the naysayers pretty nicely and extends the argument to discuss the inefficacy of a punitive justice system (which Canada appears to be embracing).  If people are the product of their environment and their biology, how can we focus on punishment for crimes they commit?  Much better to focus on rehabilitation than punishment, in my opinion.  He says, if we could, we would probably lock up earthquakes (and cancer, maybe), for the "crimes" they perpetrate and that would have as positive an effect as locking up a thief for stealing, because the thief is just as unable to choose his action as a force of nature is.  He makes a very strong case, I think.

Thursday 25 December 2014

The Ineluctability of Incidents

"I have a theory...with a very exact name: "the ineluctability of incidents," which is applied to the construction of all of my films. To formulate it another way: if something happens, some other thing inevitably flows from it. Like night and day follow each other, events are linked together, and I always develop my story in this way, in a series of incidents, of events which succeed each other and provoke each other. I never really have intrigue."

Leo McCarey was an American film director who directed Cary Grant in a lot of what is called screwball comedies.  "Much Ado About Nothing" is probably the first screwball comedy, because screwball comedies are characterized by that fast repartee between a star-crossed romantic couple just like the conversations that Beatrice and Benedict engage in.  That kind of love hate relationship where the two lovers snipe at each other, but you know it's all going to turn out okay in the end.

"The Awful Truth" was a screwball comedy directed by Leo McCarey.  He liked his actors to improvise scenes and I guess Cary Grant didn't initially like the idea of improvising, but his performance in this movie made him a star, and he's pretty funny in it.  I guess Leo McCarey got his improvisational director's debut in a trial by fire because he directed "Duck Soup" which stars the Marx brothers, whose whole movies seem to be improvised they're so chaotic.   I've tried to watch "The Awful Truth" several times over the last few days.  I've fallen asleep watching it (no reflection on it, but on me) several times and then gone to bed and not been able to sleep at all!  Tonight, I've actually watched the whole thing.  You can see why Cary Grant was such a huge star.  He's really funny and you can't take your eyes off him.  And Irene Dunne is really funny, too.  I've never seen her in a movie before.

God rest ye merry, Gentlemen!

Merry Christmas to those of you who celebrate it!  This is a special time for most cultures because there is so little daylight.  Lots of the things we associate with Christmas (the tree, mistletoe {did you know that the word "mistletoe" translates into "poo on a stick"?}, the yule log, the giving of gifts, the decorations, especially those that involve light) are actually pagan practices. We have Charles Dickens to thank for lots of the hoopla around Christmas -- that great description of the scene that frames the Ghost of Christmas Present is the Victorian Christmas exemplified.  Here it is.  Read it out loud for the best effect:

It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as that dull petrification of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see, who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge, as he came peeping round the door.

`Come in.' exclaimed the Ghost. `Come in, and know me better, man.'

Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them.

`I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,' said the Spirit. `Look upon me.'

Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.

`You have never seen the like of me before.' exclaimed the Spirit.


Of course, Mr. Allison sent me greetings on the holiday that he and I enjoy -- Frank Costanza's "Festivus" which features an aluminum pole (less distracting than a tree), feats of strength and "the airing of grievances".  Apparently this holiday was kicked off in the sixties by Dan O'Keefe and his family.  Dan O'Keefe later became a writer on my favourite tv show of all time, "Seinfled" and the "festivus" episode is one of the most hilarious of the show, although I'd be hard pressed to limit my "most hilarious" list to ten episodes, since I love the show so much.

My husband remains in the hospital and so it is a rather limping Christmas for us.  I have watched lots of old movies, which can be a huge comfort when things are going awry.  Last night, we watched "It's a Wonderful Life" and you can't beat that for comfort.  I always see it as an expression of determinism, because George Bailey wants to leave Bedford Falls, but he can't.  There's that terrific scene at the train station when his brother, Harry, comes home from college and the brother's new wife tells George about Harry's job offer and you can see the horror in James Stewart's face as he realizes that he is stuck again.  Of course, it being Frank Capra, at the end, George realizes that he is the "richest man in town" because everyone loves him so much, but if George was a real person, he'd always have that awful seed in the back of his mind that would feed his feelings of frustration and failure and helplessness.

As with most holidays, Christmas can be a difficult time for people whose lives don't match the sense of community that the Baileys enjoy in Bedford Falls.  When we started this whole medical odyssey with Mike, one of the nurses asked if we had family here and I said that we had huge crowds of family.  But sometimes your family isn't helpful at all.  Maybe you don't get along with them.  Then it's worse if they're around!   Have you ever felt lonely in a crowd of people?  That's a more terrible kind of loneliness than when you are lonely by yourself.  Everyone has tried to be very helpful in their own way, and we really appreciate all the meals people have offered and also the offers of "whatever we need".  Here are some tips to any of you whose friends might be going through a tough time -- listen and be sympathetic, don't be negative (see the first suggestion - just listen; don't describe the worst case scenario - the person has already thought of that),  don't give advice,  don't expect the person to want "company" -- sometimes people want to be alone and there is nothing wrong with that, just let the person know you're there for them, and then be there.

That's all from me for now.  I wish everyone a very merry Christmas and a wonderful healthy and peaceful 2015!

Monday 22 December 2014

If it had not rained on a certain May morning, Valancy Stirling's whole life would have been entirely different.

Isn't that a good way to start a book?  It makes you want to know what happened because of the rain (although my sister, the writer, said never start something with the person's whole name -- I'm not sure why but I think she thought it was trite).  The Blue Castle, the book I mentioned that I have read so many times, has a pretty big place in my family.  My mother received it as a gift when she was a young teenager.  (It was hot off the presses then, in 1926!)  When my mom started to read it and found out it was about a 29 year old "old maid", she thought "why would I want to read this?" but she kept at it, books being quite a rare and wonderful gift in a little town in the middle of Saskatchewan in those early days.  And she discovered a wonderful story that would stay with her for the rest of her life.

In 1962, when my sister was 12, my mom wanted her to take part in an oratorical contest (speech-making).  Unlike her little sister, little Rickey didn't like making speeches, but she did it anyway and Mom presented her with a copy of The Blue Castle as a reward.  Now that very copy, with my mom's precise printing in the cover, has ended up with me.  Here's one thing from the book that often pops into my head.  "Fear is the original sin.  Almost all the evil in the world has its origin in the fact that someone is afraid of something.  It is a cold, slimy serpent coiling around you.  It is horrible to live with fear, and it is of all things degrading."

I think that's true.  I am afraid of lots of things but I try not to let fear rule me.  I try to barrel through.  My sons and I were talking about the whole caffuffle with Sony pulling the movie, "The Interview".  What should they have done?  My sons think they were right in their decision not to release it.  I think you can't throw out your belief in free speech because of threats.  Of course, it takes a lot of guts to defy the threat of attacks on theatres and innocent people.  My sons said, "if someone threatened the school and said if you kept teaching drama, they would bomb the school, what would you do?"  I imagine I would give in to the threat because I don't want to die or see my students die.  But a better person than I would go on teaching and that would be the right thing to do.  People on the news last night said we all have a duty to see the movie now, even if you aren't crazy about Seth Rogen or James Franco, because you want to stand up to the forces that would shut us up.  What do you think?

Friday 19 December 2014

Breakfast with Santa

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?  One of these days, I'm going to have figured out what to do with that silly partridge before the last minute so I can see the other acts for Breakfast with Santa.  I looked at Mr. Akselrod's pictures and everything looks so festive and high-spirited.

When I was in university, I always had a sense for exactly how long it would take me to do any sort of task (like writing papers or learning lines -- I did a drama degree, as most of you know).  I still seem to work that way.  I never seem to be able to get things done way ahead of time, no matter how good my intentions are.  It's as if my mind has to sit on an idea for a certain length of time and I can't rush it, even if I want to.  I have to wait for things to percolate.  Not that the partridge is a particularly big deal -- I don't usually feel the need to prepare a choreographed dance (and I don't believe I could, if I wanted to) like lots of the other teachers do.  That's why I have traditionally chosen the partridge -- because there is only so much you can do with just yourself.  Maybe over the course of this year, I will plan something very elaborate for next year.  But that probably won't happen.

I hope some of you read this over the holiday, because I meant to tell the directing and scriptwriting students to read a short story over the holidays that they would like to adapt into a script.  I wanted to remind the senior actors to think about a subject for their rant.  I wanted to remind Drama 9/10 to practice their monologues.  The day was so chaotic, that all this reminding slipped my mind.  Well, I guess 2015 will bring its own needs!

Now we can relax and take it easy for a couple of weeks.  I plan to watch a bunch of movies I've PVR'd and reread a book that I've read so many times I've lost count.  It is called The Blue Castle and is written by L.M. Montgomery, the author of Anne of Green Gables.  It is not an important book and probably if many of you read it, you would think it was obvious and silly, but I find it a great comfort.  It is funny and romantic and has beautiful descriptions and vivid characters.  I suppose I could spend my time reading something more worthwhile (especially something I haven't read so many times I've practically memorized it) but sometimes, you just need a little comfort food!

Thursday 18 December 2014

Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long!

That's an old Tom Cochrane song, in case you didn't know.  As most of you know, I've been dealing with some pretty serious medical issues lately and feeling pretty overwhelmed and freaked out.  Everyone's been so great with lots of teachers bringing the family dinner (I haven't cooked in a couple of weeks, and it is quite exciting to look into the staff room fridge and see an aluminum foil plate or tupperware with my name on it!) and everyone trying to help in whatever way they can.  Most people are really good and kind and don't you forget it.  The ones who aren't are missing out and you needn't bother with them.

Mike remains in the hospital and things have been up and down with his surgery and the aftermath and although we are all hopeful and trying to keep things as normal as possible with going to school and all the other responsibilities we have, there are still those dark times when you are trying to read or whatever and you suddenly think what could happen.  Usually I long for down time as I get very little, but these days I don't want to sit and stew and would rather be up and about.

I am hoping for a nice quiet holiday with old movies and Charles Dickens and the Christmas tree all lit up and nice things to eat and Mike at home, but if that doesn't work out and he is still in the hospital, we will make the best of things and make sure we get him home before the New Year.  2014 has been a difficult year with these health challenges and the strike and I hope with all my heart that 2015 will be much happier and more peaceful and much less dramatic.  Who said "please let me not live in exciting times"?  (Or something like that.)

I wish you all the happiest of holidays and all the very best in 2015.  I hope it's "veally 
good"  (a reference to "Fawlty Towers").

Saturday 13 December 2014

"Oh, Doris, it's awful!"

There are lots of great lines in "Fawlty Towers", some that make me laugh every time I hear them.  The above is one and there are so many others.

I just wanted to thank everyone who has come out to the play and laughed and enjoyed it.  It is a lot of hard work to put on a show and it is really gratifying to have such a great response from our audiences.  And of course, a huge and heartfelt thank you to everyone, cast and crew, who worked so hard to bring this thing to life.  You are all stars to me.

We are holding over the show for one last performance on Monday, December 15 at 1, so if you haven't seen it and want to, here is your chance.  We have some seats left so scoot to the theatre before one p.m. and we'll try to squeeze you in.

And now the whirligig of time (a bit of Twelfth Night) brings on his revenge and I must go (to soccer, forsooth!)

Thursday 11 December 2014

No small parts!

Journal for everyone!

There is an old saying in the theatre -- "there is no such thing as a small part, just a small actor!"  That means that no matter how many (or how few) lines an actor speaks, he can still make his performance memorable.  Comment on this idea.  If you saw "Fawlty Towers" (or took part in it), use it as a source of examples.  There are lots of parts in the three episodes that only have a few lines, but the actors have tried to create a back story for their characters to make them fully realized.  It is best to focus on one or two performances or aspects of the show.  If you didn't see it (too bad for you, because it is very entertaining and funny), use another play or movie for examples.

Saturday 6 December 2014

Monologues

Sorry it's taken me so long to post these!

Grade 9/10 Monologues:


Peter from “Goin’ Down the Road”:

Those guys are three dummies.  I don’t get you.  When we were leaving, you couldn’t get out of the place fast enough.  Now you go on about some job in the cannery.  Oh, listen, Joey, it’s gonna be so different.  There you can get all kinds of jobs.  Not just sweat and dirt all the time . . . And the places to go;  we’re gonna hit some night spots, have us some good times!  No sitting in some restaurant all night or cruising up and down main street, looking for something you know damn well isn’t there . . . Joey, there’s going to be so much there, we won’t know where to begin.

Ruthie from “Distended Ear Lobes”:

Well, it isn’t exactly that he doesn’t interest me anymore.  It’s that I’m not quite sure of the chemistry.  Before it was all chemistry, and I didn’t even think about whether he interested me.  Now the chemistry is deluded and I’ve had time to consider whether or not he interests me, I mean as a person, that is.

Anyhow, whether it’s going anywhere or not, I’m having lunch with him because – now promise me not to get hysterical – he’s been looking into the Peace Corps and I’m thinking about joining up with him.  I hate my job in the office and if you’ll pardon the cliché, I want to do something worthwhile.

Senior Drama monologues:


Tom: 

Listen!  You think I’m crazy about the warehouse?  You think I’m in love with the Continental Shoemakers?  You think I want to spend fifty-five years down there in that  -- celotex interior!  with fluorescent – tubes!  Look!  I’d rather somebody picked up a crowbar and battered out my brains – than go back mornings!  I go!  Every time you come in yelling “Rise and shine!”  “Rise and shine!” I say to myself, “How lucky dead  people are!”  But I get up.  I go!  For sixty-five dollars a month I give up all that I dream of doing and being ever!  And you say self – self’s all I ever think of.  Why, listen, if self is what I thought of, Mother, I’d be where he is – GONE!  (HE POINTS TO HIS FATHER’S PICTURE.)  As far as the system of transportation reaches!  Don’t grab at me, Mother!  I’m going to the movies!  I’m going to opium dens!  Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals’ hangouts, Mother.  They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield.

Laura:

I came across his picture a while ago.  It’s in the yearbook.  His name was Jim.  Here he is in “The Pirates of Penzance”.  The operetta the senior class put on.  He had a wonderful voice and we sat across the aisle from each other Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in the Aud. 

He used to call me – Blue Roses.

When I had that attack of pleurosis – he asked me what was the matter when I came back.  I said pleurosis – he thought I said Blue Roses!  So that’s what he always called me after that.  Whenever he saw me, he’d holler, “Hello, Blue Roses!”  I didn’t care for the girl that he went out with.  Emily Meisenbach.  Emily was the best-dressed girl at Soldan.  She never struck me, though, as being sincere . . . It says in the Personal Section – they’re engaged.  That’s – six years ago.  They must be married by now.
 

Friday 5 December 2014

Keep up your journals!!

Senior Drama:

Theatre production:  We need to make English money, paint the kitchen, finish the sign and do one other thing I just can't think of at this moment!

Journal:  What techniques in advertising work on you?  (Music, humour, sex appeal, bandwagon approach, economy, appeals to emotion or intellect).  If you were to promote yourself, how would you go about it?

Drama 9/10:  Write about the comedia del'arte project.  What did you like about it?  What didn't you like?  Which play impressed you the most?  If you had to perform it for an audience of outsiders, what would you change?

Drama 8:  What should Ms. Kosar know about you?  Write about any experience you have in Drama, whether you have stage fright, whether you are good at working in groups, what you are expecting to do in this class, anything you would like to share.

Grade 8's, remember you will recite "all the world's a stage" next week.  Please remember to bring $5 for the play on Wednesday!

Wednesday 3 December 2014

The Director's Role

The Director's Role: You are the obstetrician. You are not the parent of this child we call the play. You are present at its birth for clinical reasons, like a doctor or midwife. Your job most of the time is simply to do no harm.
When something does go wrong, however, your awareness that something is awry--and your clinical intervention to correct it--can determine whether the child will thrive or suffer, live or die.”
Frank Hauser, Notes on Directing: 130 Lessons in Leadership from the Director's Chair 

We're all trying to pull together to get "Fawlty Towers" on the stage.  There's not much more I can do.  I've paid for the royalties (so we have a great script), I chose the cast (and you're all more than capable), and Mr. Price has given us a really beautiful place to show off!  Rachel and Noa and many of you have supplied great props and costumes and we've made things and borrowed them and found them.

For those of you who don't know your lines yet, LEARN THEM!  It is so frustrating to see things bouncing along and think "oh, this is going well" and then you skip THREE PAGES so that people who are in the play wouldn't even get on stage!!  You owe it to your castmates to know your part and your cues and to listen to each other on stage!!  If people on stage miss your cue and jump ahead, and you're waiting backstage, come on anyway!  They'll deal with you once you're there!

The baby is almost ready to be delivered.  We need to get his room ready, and make sure he has warm clothes, good food and fun toys to play with when he arrives!  (On Tuesday of next week!!!!!)

Tuesday 2 December 2014

"Fawlty Towers"

The school play debuts on Tuesday, December 9 at 7:00 p.m.  Tickets are only $5.  It is about "the rudest hotelier" John Cleese ever met and Mr. Price has designed a gorgeous set and the actors are very inventive and high energy and there is mystery and romance and a wide variety of wacky characters.  It is very funny and I encourage everyone to come and see the show.  We are running on December 10 at 1:30 and 7 p.m. and Thursday, December 11 at 1:30 and then closing on December 12 at 7:00 p.m.

The matinees are full, so unfortunately if your teacher hasn't signed up your class by now, you and they are out of luck.  My grade 8 class (A Block) -- you are expected to attend during your class time.  Please bring your $5 this week.  The money goes to a good cause -- the money we earn by putting on a show goes to pay for the next show and for scholarships for our graduating performers and crew.  But, if you cannot afford to pay, just let me know.  It is important to me that you get to see the show if you want to and so you are welcome to come either way.